You might be a gardening geek: Black Friday Edition

Clematis integrifolia 'Alba' seed heads on Black Friday
You might be a gardening geek on Black Friday if...

You looked at all the ads that came in the paper and decided not to go out shopping because there were no good deals on gardening tools.

You realized that all those ads could be used outside in the garden to smother weeds.  Bonus points if you also thought of using them to make paper