Dear Hortense Hoelove,
What is wrong with my lily plant? It has these brownish-black "things" growing in the leaf axils. Is it a disease? Is it large insect frass? What should I do? What spray should I get?
Signed,
Lily Nervousgardener
Dear Ms. Nervousgardener,
If you reach for a spray, which I assume is your word for "pesticide", I shall never answer your gardening questions ever again.