Guest Post: Garden Fairy Grievances

Garden fairies here.

We are garden fairies and we have not posted in a long time, not since it got really hot and we now have a list of grievances that we feel should be published for everyone to read and say "Poor Garden Fairies, what a rough life you lead".  Or, "Poor Garden Fairies, we are totally on your side".  Or "Poor Garden Fairies, there, there, this drought can't last forever", or