Greetings to all members of the Society for the Preservation and Propagation of Old-Time Gardening Wisdom, Lore, and Superstition (SPPOTGWLS or “the Society”)
I, your self-appointed Society president for life, am hereby calling to order this special meeting to share an important piece of information.
It has been some time since we last met. We refer to the previous meeting minutes to determine
