Please raise your right hand and repeat after me.
I state your name, am a gardener.
I pledge and promise that:
I will not panic if one week off work in May is not enough time to complete all the projects I want to have to do in the garden. (It isn't.)
I will faithfully weed in my garden so that at no time this summer will I have more weeds than flowers.
I will promptly plant any new plants