Dear Hortense Hoelove,
What do you think is going on in this picture?
Simply,
Snow White
Dear Snow,
Oh, that's an easy one. The snow is alive and those are its varicose veins. Actually, I'm kidding and hopefully you knew that. The snow is not alive. I suspect those are the trails of meadow voles frolicking under the snow while eating all the roots they can get to. I'm so very glad you sent
