Finished Gardens and other mythical places

Winter interest in a garden not yet finished.

A finished garden is a mythical place which does not exist.

If you find such a garden, I guarantee you that there is no gardener there tending it. So therefore, is it really a garden?  (Oh, these long winter nights do force us to contemplate deep matters!)

Gardeners don't want finished gardens, anyway. We want gardens that need some gardening