Tap, tap, tap.
Where is that noise coming from?
Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap.
Is someone outside doing something in their yard this early on a Monday? Oh wait, I'm out doing stuff, actually planting a shrub in my friend's house next door, so why shouldn't others be outside, too?
Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap.
Oh my blooming radishes, is that a giant woodpecker looking for insects on the
